nice story

A new way of blowing off stupid people because someone is too stupid for you to bother wasting your time explaining the idea to. #felicia

"Vegans live a lot longer than meat eaters.", Said the girl who ate my pulled pork and loved it. "Nice story."

by Longislandisselfish September 20, 2017

Bristol Story

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.

While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.

by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010

gangsta stories

people who fabricate fictional tales about shooting,fighting,and or gangbanging that everyone knows isnt true.

That boy always tellin gangsta stories.

by Chris Overton April 2, 2008

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Story time

A common phrase following a trend that you will find in TikTok comment sections. There is no meaning behind this; it is solely used as spam.

User 1: "Story time?"
User 2: "Please stop commenting 'story time', it is not funny."

by spinfal March 31, 2022

Jim Story

(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.

Jim Story:

Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."

by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010

Story Trumper

The person that always has to one up your story with a better one, generally right after you tell yours.

A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."

by snipplly123 January 5, 2011