passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

gang text

The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion.

Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"

Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"

Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"

John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"

Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"

by Mucks November 12, 2008

double texting

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.

by my name is not tessa guys. June 27, 2011

Text Orphaned

When texting or messaging a friend and one of you abruptly stops texting or messaging mid-conversation with no explanation, leaving the other person abandoned.

"Jennifer is often text orphaned because aint nobody got time fo dat."

by MiskMask September 6, 2013

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011

tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.

Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.

by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014