William Taft

A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat

*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*

Oh they’re such a William Taft.

by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019

Ashton Tafoya

the sexiest beast alive. Every girl looks at him and said oh my gosh he’s so hot. Very Smart, Hot, Beautiful, Attractive, Strong, ripped, athletic. He is so good with his hands. Very hard worker and best boyfriend material.

A-Have you heard of Ashton Tafoya?

H- Yes I have a crush on him He’s such a cutie

by SexymanAshton July 3, 2022

Saltwater Taffy

A great, old-fashioned candy that has been around since 1892. Made in Salt Lake City, Utah, this chewy candy consists of flavors that include licorice, peppermint, chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon, rum, orange and cream, and blue raspberry. I love this wonderful candy, and you can find it in many grocery stores, including Meijer's, and it is also made in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where it is also a speciality item.

Saltwater Taffy is prone to causing cavities and other dental problems, but they can be avoided. The best way to eat saltwater taffy and evade tooth decay and cavities is to suck on it until it gets smaller and easier to chomp on. Chew a few times and then swallow it.

by Damyankee March 16, 2005

Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.

by Actual Fatties September 6, 2019

cwm taff swede

A thick dopey welsh person with an abnormally large head.

'Derr, Dai got an 'ead like a fuckin' cwm taff swede'

by 1 4 for cookery basket like January 2, 2010

Lady Taffy

A term used to describe a womans vagina in a more textural way but also having a humorous tone about it.

I played with her Lady Taffy for a bit

by B.M.P. February 23, 2011

laffy taffy

female version of foreskin, which, like stated below, was made famous in the song 'Laffy Taffy' by D4L, but it's NOT referring to shake that ass.

It was a fully nude strip-club and the stripper was shaking that laffy taffy all up in my face.

by AnonymousKain December 28, 2005