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Pity Hangs

Pity hangs is when you hang out with someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Bill: Yo Nick, you hung out with Jeff the other day??
Nick: Yeah, I gave him some pity hangs; I didn't want him to kill himself, ya know.
by Cableguy22 August 9, 2009
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Pity for Titty

when someone chooses to accept back a partner (boyfriend or girlfriend) for two reasons:
1) Pity: (The nice guy routine) They feel sorry for the partner so they choose to accept them back for the sole purpose of making them feel better.
2) Titty: Probably one of the only good things that could come out of this pity filled relationship, is the titty, cuz the nice person gets some.

Thing is that after this happens you're basically stuck in the pity loop which means that eventually they will just realize that they dont really like each other and its just out of pity, and so (read beginning of this paragraph)
ps. its called a loop for a reason.
Girlfriend gets mad, dumps individual, comes back crying. Individual (the nice guy) feels bad so they accept them back. In turn, they get "Pity for Titty".
by Ukrainiak May 28, 2010
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pity-fuck

The very common result of bringing alcohol to a pity party.
I went to my friends pity party with a few cases of beer, it was obviously a mistake, the ending result being a pity-fucking orgy.
by Boo hoo get the fuck over it August 15, 2010
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Pity Titties

Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
by Was wasted October 10, 2011
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pity fuck

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy
Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.
by John Monroe March 14, 2005
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pity whore

Prostitute who offers service out of pity and not for money.
after his dog got ran over by a steam roller and his girlfriend got caught drinking waffle juice, he went to see the pity whore.
by biznob September 20, 2005
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Pity nudes

When you do wrong by a person and you send them tit pics to make them feel better.
Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.
by insensitive b April 15, 2017
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