stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.

a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"

by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009

Mud Stomping

When one uses both feet to enter a man's anus with intent of pleasure.

See Bicycling

Dude, Mandee was Mud Stomping Jake hardcore last night. He can now birth a watermelon with that stretched anus.

what the fuck...

by Srixon - facebook.com/cbetts87 April 4, 2010

stroking the gnar

when a man jacks off

After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006

strogging

Jogging while pushing a stroller with one or more kids.

I went strogging with my kid because it was a super nice day and, frankly, I need the exercise.

by somedadwithakid February 24, 2013

Strooping

Strooping usually occurs when a group of friends go out for a drink.
The unfortunate person whom leaves there glass unatended gets a penis dipped in it.
stroopers are local to wick (scotland)
and can some times be wose than spiking of a drink

person 1: hey im going to the lavatory safe guard my drink
person 2: ignores
strooper: sticks penis in drink*
person 1: thanks for looking after my drink dude
Drinks strooped drink*
there fore the action of Strooping

by captain stroop May 12, 2008

Thread Strumming

When you're hot from exercise so you pull on your shirt or clothing to fan yourself.
Ex.) She was so hot she had to thread strum to cool down.

It so hot in the gym that she was thread strumming to cool off a little.

by Maiah V. H. February 22, 2015

stroaping off

masturbating in the shower using soap or shampoo as a lubricant

i was stroaping off in the shower this morning and came all over my wall

by coffeeandporn March 8, 2009