sprankle

the act of ejaculating onto a girls face when she leasts expects it. this usually ends in joy or utter terror from the female.

Guy 1-
Dude last night I hooked up with Nicole. All I wanted to do was sprankle all over her face.

Guy 2-
Ohhh No you didn't dawg!

by SDuff April 7, 2011

skankles

when u can't see the ankles becuase the fat rolls on the persons leg are hangin over it.

she's so fat shes got skankles

by rich the bitch February 23, 2005

Skrinkles

Skrinkles are things that hang off the end of an unclean mans cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties! Kim couldn't believe her luck when Harry undressed, dried skrinkles hanging from his junk.

Bertha couldn't believe it when Snoobert invited her to tongue his skrinkles.

by TheRightStuff9 February 25, 2018

with sprinkles

What you say to add extra emphasis when something is completely above and beyond the norm. Derived from donuts with sprinkles which are considered quite rare and as such making them extra special above and beyond a regular glazed donut. Usually preceded by ... when used in a sentence.

Tyler: What happened to McNackey? His face is all busted up for real.

Rush: He was talking trash to this dude and he got his ass whipped ... with sprinkles!

by Rush73 June 2, 2011

Sprinkles

Small children, babies, toddlers (any child under the age of 10.) Big Sprinkles are those that are older than 10 but younger than 16. When saying the word sprinkles, it implies that they are annoying.

Person#1: All of my cousins are sprinkles!

Person#2: Where's you sanity? Keep it safe, it has been proven that sprinkles eat sanity, it's what makes them so damn annoying.

Person#1: I think they ate it already.

Persons #1 & #2: Shit.

by Scarlett Leah DuBois October 13, 2008

titty sprinkles

Candy like sprinkles that is intended for confections but also used on the breasts perhaps for taste or flare.

My wife surprised me with (titty sprinkles) last night and they stained the bedsheets.

by Dscov September 22, 2016

strangestbobot

i liked Weirdbobot better

Weirdbobot > strangestbobot

by yowhatsupbro November 2, 2020