The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

A Derogatory Term for Stuffed Animals

Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)

We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!

by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024