Weedy-steam

the steam that builds up in your bathroom when you smoke when the shower's on.

Damn bro, this weedy-steam is dense as fuck!!!!!!

by Team Voldemort January 14, 2011

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 11, 2018

Steaming Earmuff

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

by Carymav October 09, 2011

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 10, 2010

Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 08, 2019

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 16, 2020

steam shot

A massive dump.

I couldn't believe Charlie didn't flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.

by Thefoot November 01, 2013