status baiting

When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"

Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
by Circusbrain July 21, 2014
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ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
by Jeremy R. February 11, 2007
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status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010
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Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
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Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 01, 2011
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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