Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!
Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!
by C. SNOW July 29, 2011
Get the Jamar Statusmug. A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
by lovesud February 24, 2012
Get the bobblehead statusmug. In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.
Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.
Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.
Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008
Get the ogre statusmug. The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.
by WARREN512 June 2, 2020
Get the Bot Statusmug. The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."
by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011
Get the Leading Statusmug. 1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017
Get the human statuemug. Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
Get the status worthymug.