Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020

Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.

I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.

by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022

G station

A Gatorade bottle used to smoke marijuana. Must be done in the woods or a park. Usually the woods as it has to be set up. A backpack is always involved.

MOM: Where are you going with your backpack?
DAUGHTER: I’m going to clean up the garbage in the woods.
MOM: What is that liquid I hear sloshing about? Are you sure you aren’t going out to the forest to smoke out of your Gatorade bottle again?
DAUGHTER: It’s called a G station mom

by RaysGr8_10 July 2, 2022

Trans-Central Station

A large gathering of people in one location that are transgender.

Six of my trans friends and I went to the mall, I turned to them and said, "Check it out! It's Trans-Central Station!"

by Claire-Renee May 19, 2015

beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

statist

Someone who supports the political class's special right to subjugate everybody else.

Just because I think that government taxation is somehow different and better than theft doesn't mean I'm a statist!

by Ancap January 20, 2007

rape station

A gas station in which gasoline is very expensive. Often the prices per gallon for a rape station are hard to see from the nearby streets, and one does not know the prices until they actually drive into the station. The particulars of a country's petroleum imports/exports or futures are not taken into account when designating a gas station a "rape station", and the designation is somewhat subjective.

Tired of getting screwed for gas, John found a small, run-down Arco that looked promising. As he pulled up to a pump, however, he found his hopes dashed: at $2.059 for regular, he had run into yet another rape station.

by LowPro January 19, 2005