starfish hunter

A person who spends a majority of a drunken night finding his partners anus

Craig drank a bottle of wine and turned into a bad ass starfish hunter

by Mankini guy October 30, 2015

fat starfish

A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish

Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish

Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...

by Kalia talia November 19, 2013

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018

starfish pussy

A pussy where the internal sex organs(clit and vagina) are completely exposed to the naked eye due to very wide vagina flaps

guy 1: "oh shit, i was about to go down on this girl and before i could even get my shit in there, it was already out and waiting..."

guy 2: " can't believe you saw a starfish pussy, i thought thoes were only found on grandma's who have had like 10 babies"

by Courtney, Claire and Kacie April 27, 2006

smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008

kissing starfish

A nice way of saying licking another's anal AKA salad tossing

Some girls like to imagine that they are at Sea World when kissing starfish

by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015

starfish drool

An extremely crude term for diarrhea.
("Starfish" is an extremely crude term for your anus).

Eating White Castle sliders will give you a bad case of starfish drool.

by Don Wong October 28, 2003