To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022
Get the Spear the Starfishmug. A fat starfish is a person, who after an extremely long day relaxes by laying about doing nothing for an extended amount of time. Resembling a fat starfish
Tim: Dude its been such a long day.
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish
Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...
John: you should go relax
Tim: I'm going to relax so hard I become a fat starfish
Jake: Scott you're being such a fat starfish
Scott: ...
by Kalia talia November 19, 2013
Get the fat starfishmug. by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
Get the secret starfishmug. A pussy where the internal sex organs(clit and vagina) are completely exposed to the naked eye due to very wide vagina flaps
guy 1: "oh shit, i was about to go down on this girl and before i could even get my shit in there, it was already out and waiting..."
guy 2: " can't believe you saw a starfish pussy, i thought thoes were only found on grandma's who have had like 10 babies"
guy 2: " can't believe you saw a starfish pussy, i thought thoes were only found on grandma's who have had like 10 babies"
by Courtney, Claire and Kacie April 27, 2006
Get the starfish pussymug. When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008
Get the smoldering starfishmug. by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015
Get the kissing starfishmug. by Don Wong October 28, 2003
Get the starfish droolmug.