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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag
Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...
by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009
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Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.
by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021
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postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.
Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"
by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015
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Sludge Stamp

When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead
I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.
by Sludge Mushroom April 5, 2015
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Bro stamp

When a bro has a dumbass generic tattoo on the middle of the person’s back, bro stamp
I was dancing at an edm show and I look up to see nothing but a gd bro stamp.
by Ncsuengin9 June 1, 2019
mugGet the Bro stampmug.

Stink Stamp

When your cat is too obese to clean her ass, she leaves a spot wherever she sits, that cannot be removed with ordinary household cleaners.
Our couch looks like a old bingo board because of all of Kitty's stink stamps....
by Cat Bacon March 21, 2010
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