Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

steaming dolphin

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

steam shot

A massive dump.

I couldn't believe Charlie didn't flush that steam shot he took after his morning coffee.

by Thefoot November 1, 2013

Steamed up

(a)In the state of becoming angry
(B) being shot up

He said to me don't keep pressing me before you get steamed up..

by Laghacy May 30, 2018

Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 7, 2019

steam chamber

When showering with a significant other, exit the shower before them. With the steam hot and water mightily flowing, pull back the shower curtains and conjur the most vile fart you've ever conjured, and let em have it; quickly closing the shower curtains for maximum efficiency. Similar to Dutch Oven but with a steamy shower, a curtain and a whole new demeanor. The potency of the fart mixed with the steam creates a shower fart which even a mix of dog and baby shit could not compete.

After a long fuck sesh with my lady, we entered the shower to remove our post-coital drippings. Unbeknownst to her I had eaten $10 worth of Taco Bell beforehand. I stepped out to dry off when I got the brilliant idea to hit her with the steam chamber. Man, did she love every second of it. (I didn't get the booty for a week)

by ChetBron91 September 24, 2016

Steaming Edgar

An exceptionally hot bowel movement

Fuck, I just dropped a Steaming Edgar. It felt amazing.

by Gecko lizard February 11, 2019