Spudunker

When you see the autistic kid taking a shit in the urinal so you give him a swirly in his own fecal matter.

Hey Bobby did you see me give that kid a total spudunker

by Nexerz May 14, 2021

Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.

Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!

by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022

spelunkinking

the act of sexual relations while on a deep cave adventure. Most common in males above 5.

Hey honey, you down for some spelunkinking this evening?

by breadlover/babymaker69 September 28, 2022

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.

Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Spelunking

Having anal sex. "The leisure activity of going into underground caves and tunnels"

Bro, I was spelunking that chick yesterday.

by Cave_enthusiast2 March 10, 2023

Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023