Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).
Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.
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*a few minutes later*
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*a few minutes later*
dude 2: i need eye bleach
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