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by HughMann45 October 4, 2022
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Buck Snorter

An extremely long and low toned fart that is usually odorless.
I was watching TV when Tim up and let the deepest buck snorter I've heard in months, and I'll be danged if it aint stanky.
by Zodiack November 17, 2004
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Westchester Smore

When your analing your girl hard, you cum, and you pull out fast so the shit and cum goes onto your dick like a smore.
"Dude Alexis was constipated so I gave her a Westchester Smore last night."
by Stevey117 March 12, 2009
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Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.
"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."
by Koncrete July 26, 2009
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link shortener

'Link Shortener' is a type of website and/or service that will turn your long URLs such as urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=link+shortener into a shorter URL such as bit.ly/18Zt8JM
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by UranusTBN November 23, 2013
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smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.
"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."
by lizardho May 3, 2008
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smarterchild

A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.
by Scene Slut April 19, 2006
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