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Skate Wade

Reaction to Dwyane Wade's smoothness on the court and ability to glide to the hoop which is similar to that of a gazelle.
by pyknic November 7, 2011
mugGet the Skate Wademug.

Skate Chaser

1. A girl who is infatuated with hockey players. She will usually find out the group in the school and go after the most suitable boyfriend type.

2. A boy (who is already a hockey player or figure skater) who goes for female figure skaters or other women hockey players.

( See Cleat Chaser)
1. My girlfriend is the only skate chaser in this school, she's lucky she has me all to herself eh? :D
2. James, you play hockey. The only possible girlfriend who could understand you is a figure skater. You HAVE to become a skate chaser, comrade.
by Man o' War June 29, 2013
mugGet the Skate Chasermug.

Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Sperm Skatesmug.

going for a skate

When you’re going skateboarding because you’re really sad and need to cool off and take some time to yourself
“Hey I’m going for a skate.”
Weren’t you just crying?”
Exactly.”
by s.haley September 29, 2020
mugGet the going for a skatemug.

Skate-Boar

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs
The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011
mugGet the Skate-Boarmug.

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
mugGet the Lemming skatesmug.

Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.
He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser
by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017
mugGet the Skate Posermug.

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