Simultype

when two or more individuals respond simultaneously to a chat or text message in a manner that creates confusion.

I was telling Zak that I liked his idea, but then he made a second suggestion that I hated, and since we simultyped now he has the wrong idea!

Zak 10:14am: Do you want to go to the mall?
Zak 10:22am: Or maybe the see the new Kevin Smith movie?
Tom 10:22am: Yes, I love that idea. Let's do THAT!
Zak 10:22am: Sweet just hit purchase on the tickets!
Tom 10:23am: What? No! I hate Kevin Smith movies?!

by Funnyguy0818 May 7, 2020

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Simulshit

When two people shit simultaneously in the same bathroom.

I’m not simulshitting with you in there man

by Moteltrap July 22, 2020

Simu

Simu is known for having an abnormally large anime collection. Shrimp crackers and boba are his favorite companions.

Wow! Simu is a boba expert don’t you think?!

by Springray93 November 24, 2021

Simu liu

Handsome actor that make me horny, Sexiest man alive. Fck me plss

Sexy simu liu

by Simu addict and simper November 25, 2021

simpz

I wanted to win Scrabble. Z is worth 10 points and the tile would be on a double letter score.

That boy simpz

by Scrabble tile April 26, 2023

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010