Shrek

A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment

Get shreked In the ass

by NateDavidson420 February 13, 2019

the shrek

When Bill Belichick throws a belt around the grey hoodie.

"The Shrek" is courtesy of Barstool Sports.

by typex December 25, 2007

Shrek

An ugly ogre-like monster. Known to live in swamps and eat toe-jam.

Shrek - Marisa Dickey

by Nip ples November 18, 2011

shrek

a gigantic blonde girl who attends Key West High School and is utterly grotesque. She somehow has mangaged to date an ok looking male, which has left scientists who also attend utterly stupified for many weeks. If you or anyone you know has any information or ideas about how this has come about please contact me. Thanx ^^ :)

From the Words of a very intelligent individual: Very simple... Men can only think with one brain at a time... He was thinking with the lower head. :)

Holy shit! Look! It's SHREK everyone! ITS SHREK!! >>.... Wheres the donkey?

Little girl: Looook mommy! LOOOOK!!! *points*

by Yer Ass February 28, 2005

Shrek

A large ass, a fat ass.

Damn, Lisa has a shrek!

by WinterSeason May 24, 2008

shrek

slang word 4 weed, mary j or wateva u guys call it.

yo dude, you wanna come chill at mine, i just bought a 20 bag of shrek.

by anonymous........ January 12, 2006

shrek

shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.

shrek is stuck in turkey!!

by fat 11 November 9, 2017