shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it

Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro

by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022

Shrodingers hoe

If a chic adds you on snap but you don’t know what she looks like so for a point in time she is simultaneously the fittest chic and the clappedest hoe ever

Yo this chick added me on snap but I don’t know if she’s fit or clapped I guess you could call her shrodingers hoe

by Willytoucher December 5, 2022

shrodingers nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman with a facemask and wondered what shape her nose is while she is wearing a facemask her nose is all possible variations of a caucasian nose until she takes it off and you see the actual shape of her nose

That white girl in the facemask has a shrodingers nose it's simultaneously a nice nose and not nice nose until she takes of her facemask

by jamfish December 9, 2022

Sheridan

this mf is so wrappable and delectable..... u wanna just wrap them up in a little burrito and then gobble them up but they won't let you.

stop being such a Sheridan till I gobble you up like omnomnom

by crypticfroggy December 22, 2022

shero

Female ( highly politically incorrect at that, I know ) version of 'hero'.
That's simple.
Best usage is in intimate moments between partners.

Annie turned out to be the hero of the day.
best usage: And you're my shero

by BIgRobbie January 15, 2023

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023