The Full Sheen

A challenge where by one must; get drunk, get stoned, get with an Asian (far East Asian e.g. Chinese) then pass out on the stair-case all in one night.

Named in honor of Charlie Sheen.

Note: Anyone else attempting the Full Sheen must buy the victor a gift as a token of his (or her, if she's into that sort of stuff) submission, such as a customised Championship Wrestling Belt.

Guy 1: "Hey, Look! Huang made it!"

Guy 2: "You going for the Full Sheen tonight?"

Guy 1: "Yeh, as long as Barns brings the 'stuff'."

by Naaas April 14, 2013

Ghost Semen

Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.

You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."

Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"

You: "I know!"

by _Darth_Vader_ July 4, 2011

semenated

synonym with cummed

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"

by j.o.t. June 25, 2008

semen boy

An individual who jacks off in class...generally to his respective teacher. (Abbreviated SB)

1. A: DUDE that guy is totally jacking off in class!!!
B: What do you expect...he's an SB

2. A: What do Semen Boys do?
B: Jack off in class....duh

by The Revealer of the Truth February 9, 2010

semen stain

when you fuckin lie down on the bed and theres a stain of dried white substance on the covers and/or pillow

dude i was at that hotel last night and when i layed down there was a fuckin semen stain beside my head!

by Doobie Miles August 30, 2006

Semen Dish

On a girls lower back, near their hips, where their back dips into what looks like a shallow bowl.

Dude, I pulled out and squirted it all over her back. It ended up collecting in the semen dish

by G-Mo March 14, 2005

Charlie Sheen

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.

1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.

by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011