Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

ryan sheckler

A sixteen year old professional skateboarder who is known for his insanely large gaps. He turned pro at 13 and is the youngest pro to have his own shoe. He is one of the greatest street skaters of all time, and he's only 16 now!
A little kid very good at something, a child prodigy.

Woah, that kid just kickflipped a 12 stair. What a little ryan sheckler!

by bobby scratchitt April 26, 2006

Shankle

To shank someone in the ankle.

I was watching some dumb horror movie last night and the one girl had a knife while hiding under her bed. The killer walked right past her and she didn't move! Bitch should've shankled him when she had the chance because she was a goner later.

by melafungus November 19, 2010

Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

by Slice January 29, 2003

shacked

A state of crazy drunkeness. Most definately the best result of drinking. While being shacked, a person's inhibitions are left at the door. Because of this, getting laid is a very easy task. Bottom line: getting shacked is the best state of drunkeness.

A group of Matt, Vince, Brandon, Blake: So who's ready for the party tonight?

Matt: I am, I haven't gotten drunk in a long time, it's gonna be awesome.

Vince: It should be pretty great...I hope it's chill.

Brandon: Yea, it should be good. If not, we'll just bring the party back to my house.

Blake: I don't give a fuck, it's gonna be epic. I just wanna get Shacked!

by Indentured Servant September 26, 2006

spackle

when you thought you had to fart but poop came out....

oops i just spackled in my shorts!!!

by bytor4u2 August 18, 2009