senile turnmentia

When the old guy in the car in the left turn lane in front of you has his right turn signal blinking.

OMG, he's got the wrong turn signal on again…must be a severe case of senile turnmentia...

by tanker177 February 18, 2011

Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.

I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.

by dream luvva April 6, 2015

seniparted

1. Adj./Verb: Some planned action, thought or memory frustratingly lost or faded, coupled with the knowledge of its loss or fading, as a result of senility or aging. senillusionsenilesenilityaging

I walked to the kitchen when I realized my reason for going there had seniparted .

by Hman01 June 22, 2016

Senior House

A house with a large number of bedrooms (usually 9-14) on a college campus made up of mostly seniors that are in the same fraternity. It is used as a place to hold parties since many fraternities are supposed to be dry (alcohol-free). It is different from a fraternity house in that it doesn't have a dance floor, a large living room, is not old and made of brick/stone, and it has way less bedrooms.

Joe: dude , are there any parties tonight?
Matt: yeah man at XXX (fraternity).
Joe: oh nice, at the fraternity house?
Matt: No, at the senior house.

by fratiliciousbroheem69 March 2, 2017

senior withdrawal

“Senior withdrawal” is what freshman, sophomore, and juniors feel when their favorite senior or seniors leave. It leaves you thinking “what am I gonna do with out them?”
Symptoms

- Missing the seniors more than you'll miss your actual friends.

-always mentioning that you’re going to miss the seniors.

-The feeling of nausea because you have 1-3 more years of high school left and they don’t.

- Disbelief that seniors are adults and we are all just children.

-Forgetting about these seniors this year and starting over with the new seniors.

Treatments
-Don’t be friends with seniors pill.
-Get over yourselves it happens pill.

“OMG Becky I cant believe the seniors are leaving us! I’m totally having senior withdrawal .”
“I can’t be friends with you because if we become close I’m gonna have senior withdrawal .”

by The person of definitions June 6, 2019

Senior Slayer

An underclassman (freshman or sophomore), who plays with the feelings of seniors in high school.

"Bro, like 5 seniors are tying to get with Jada already, and she only a freshman. What a senior slayer, she better teach e her senior slaying ways."

by Nevertho September 8, 2019

senise

She is best friend quality she will stick up for her friends no matter what. She might look shy. But once you get to meet her you won't regret it.

Senise is best friend quality

by Pineapple_🍍🤞 September 28, 2019