second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.

I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast

by bdbetty October 11, 2015

Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.

He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles

by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013

second fandom

the haters/anti fandom of a celebrity

ugh, EXO's second fandom is so annoying

by L-1485 May 24, 2022

second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

.....................

Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020