scudger

Scudger. A squirrel. A thieving get. A sneaky person/animal who nicks something from right under your nose. Possibly for example as scouser.

I was sat having me lunch me, and me phone wrang, and when I turned back, some thieving Scudger had nicked me twix!

by Uphill gardener May 14, 2014

Shude

A masculine lesbian; She-dude

Glory Johnson and Brittney Griner of the WNBA are some ugly shudes to fight over annulment of their marriage.

by Donnie Doppelganger August 8, 2015

scud nugget

Scud nugget is a slang term used by jolly youths to shorten the term "cock juggling thunder cunt of death and fury and wank stains"

"That wanker is a right scud nugget, that is short for cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Dickcuntcheese August 27, 2016

Scue Me

A polite way of telling someone to get the fuck out of way without being a complete douche but you still trying to be one

"SCUE ME!"
"Stfu Jared!!"
"PULL UP DEN HOE?!!"

by HiJadonHereLookItUp October 3, 2016

muddy scudders

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.

She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.

by T.$. November 30, 2016

Pudd Scud

A Pudd Scud occurs when an ejaculate escapes reasonable control , an soils surrounding linens.

"Don't lay on the couch it's filled with Pudd scuds.

by flt1335666 September 28, 2019

Aca-scuse me?

When you are in real disbelief (or an acapella group), and you need to express it.

This expression was coined by Pitch Perfect.

(You're bus just ran out of gas)
"Welp, we're out."
"Aca-scuse me?"
"Aca-believe it."

by jostennnn April 7, 2021