2 definitions by Uphill gardener
To ejaculate
I was really in the mood for it, but me missus just turned away from me in bed, so I knocked one off and had to Munk up over her back.
by Uphill gardener April 2, 2014
Scudger. A squirrel. A thieving get. A sneaky person/animal who nicks something from right under your nose. Possibly for example as scouser.
I was sat having me lunch me, and me phone wrang, and when I turned back, some thieving Scudger had nicked me twix!
by Uphill gardener April 2, 2014