schmagleball

A game which includes a bat and two bottles stacked upon each other. The objective is the game is to knock the bottles off with a ball while keeping the bat in place.

The boys played Schmagleball to pass time in the prison cell.

by Billy2017 May 27, 2014

schmagel

Some one who knows they're crazy and tells them they're nuts.

A Schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-Morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the Uber-Morlocks to explain their theory.

by The Professor and nice boy February 7, 2014

schmackling

Two female dogs taking turns humping each other.

"Look at those bitches schmackling!"

by Steve erkle November 28, 2014

Schmaggot

1.A maggoty smelling vagina.

2.A pair of crusty testicles

"Dude she had a horrible schmaggot"

"Man do I have a bad schmaggot going on down there"

by bad@zz mofo April 8, 2015

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

Scamaflauge

Lies and hustles used by drug addicts specifically speed freaks and heroin junkies

Rick has his scamaflauge coat on today I better make sure he didn't leave my house with anything in his pockets

by Colee October 1, 2016

Schmaggy

Schmaggy is a widely used word. In german it can mean "Scheiss Maggy" oder "Schwule Maggy", but the exact definition was lost. The first appearence of the word was in 125 million years, when a Dinausaur slipped and instead of using the word "Shit" or "Fuck" he said Schmaggy. One will never know wha the dinausaur meant when he said Schmaggy. Almost 30 Million years later when the Aliens arrived to help the Egyptians build the Pyramids, they rediscovered the Word, 2 hours after the discovery it was the most used word in the whole Universe.

Casual Conversation in school between Maggy aka. Schmaggy, Denis and Lukas
Denis: Hey Schmaggy!
Maggy: What does that mean?
Lukas: Fuck you Schmaggy.
Maggy: But why?
Denis: Schmaggy Schmagdalena you Stupid?

Conversation between Egyptian King and Peasant
King: Schmaggy Schmaggy Schmaggy, Schmaggy. Schmaggy?
Peasant: Schmaggy...
*King kills Peasant*
King: Schmaggy!

by 420CovfefeGustavoJoe June 13, 2017