scatterbrain

(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.

if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown

by Sexydimma January 8, 2017

Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.

Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.

by Deskshitter July 6, 2010

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla November 12, 2008

Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

shitterrific

The sarcastic way to describe oneself, the state of things or something as shitty.

Clueless boyfriend who broke up with girlfriend the day before and calls her: "How are you?"
Crazed post-break up girlfriend: "Fucking shitterrific, hunny! Thanks for asking you cock-sucking fuckhead!"

by Alyse Toulouse April 19, 2008

Scatterday

The day after one has part taken in the use of drugs, such as ecstacy, and are feeling "scattered". The individual spends the day on the couch as a space cadet, watching whatever is on tv, even if it is not interesting even in the slightest.

" what a night, dude are you coming to the beach today"?
" no chance man, todays scatterday"

by obi 1 bone me July 11, 2009