The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022
When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.
by Prof. Omniscient January 21, 2017
When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021