schmoot

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

schmoog

its a word that can mean ne thing you want

You are such a schmoog

by shannon adn jen-izzle August 28, 2004

schmoo

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.

You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.

by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004

[schmoodle]

(a)Anything you want it to be. (b)Has to be little.

I had a little schmoodle on my face after i was done my salad.

by rayrayraeraeh October 25, 2007

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

schmoodle

The act of being in a warm embrace with another significant someone on a soft surface.

I was schmoodling Lauren on the couch last night, when Maeve, Rachel, and Lexi walked in wanting to join the schmoodle session. And then we called up the rest of the cabin seven girls, so we waited for Hannah, Daphne, Marya, Hannah, Lily, and Gaby to show up. We sent the pictures to Meredith and Kelsey.

by Gray! October 18, 2008

Schmoopified

When you've just started a relationship around valentines day and one of the people in the relationship gives an extremely over the top gift to the other person.

(From the Seinfeldian Soup Nazi episode)

Even though Jim and Robin had only been on two dates, Jim realized he'd been schmoopified when he opened the door to his apartment to find 8 dozen roses.

by 14ll41 February 2, 2009