Samuel

He's just gay.

Person 1: Who's that over there.
Person 2: Oh that's Samuel.
Person 1: Lets talk to him.
Person 2: Naw hes gay.

by Galaxyy69 September 6, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.

"That thing is very little, it reminds me of Samuels penis"

by Samuel4.8 June 1, 2017

Samuel

Sam aka SamPlaysR is the best friend you will ever ask for he’s ugly but he’s a god at Fortnite everyone calls him Jarvis he’s not gay his favorite sport is Football he will never get a girlfriend because he’s super ugly he’s a god at trickshoting on Fortnite he carries tfue ninja reverse2k etc he also has a code if you haven’t use code YTSamPlaysR

Samuel is super ugly

by Code YTSamPlaysR October 20, 2019

Samuel

This man is a person you never want to meet if you do you are unlucky he is very often not cool and weird.

Hi you must be samuel

by hamonster366 November 14, 2018

Samuel

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.

" Hello, Samuel! " Kaden waved and got a uppercut in return.

by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018

Samuel

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath

Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did

Gavin: no, what did he do

Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”

by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020

Samuel

Samuel is the biggest piece of crap anyone could ever meet, he always thinks he’s cool even though he’s not, he acts like the biggest loser ever, and is commonly called faggot and has a very small penis

This is so samuel

by Jenandofi January 31, 2018