fuckboy salad

A place or setting with a lot of fuckboys. Usually mixed and tossed together like salad.

"This classroom is a fuckboy salad."

by TrapDinosaur November 16, 2015

lead salad

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

by Robert "Bob" Paulson October 17, 2008

That's What BP Said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!

X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!

by Hamfry June 11, 2010

he said she said

An argument between a guy and a gal where the points made on either side can't be proven convincingly enough by either party to someone who has no clue what they're arguing about. Further exacerbated because you have no idea if either person is exaggerating or telling the truth and so nothing can be resolved. You know someone is lying about something, you just can't tell who. Usually the argument revolves around the relationship, money (who spends more on who), or some other pointless crap. Usually they've reached a point in their relationship where they really shouldn't be together and they're just arguing about anything and everything just to argue. Lawsuits can come from this.

Guy: "This b**** told me that she's never been with anybody before, but I found out she's been with a dude who died 3 years ago and didn't tell me about it!"

Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"

Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."

by thePenciler August 27, 2010

Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.

Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad

by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017

Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

by J Rones August 27, 2009

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018