Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.

OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!

by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 29, 2018

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 06, 2017

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb January 23, 2012

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something

They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.

by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017

saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health

doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass

by sanxity March 30, 2019