saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010

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what are you saying

when an asshole fucks around, you give him the what the fuck are you saying line

(asshole fucks around)

sick guyyy: what are you saying asshole

(asshole continues to fuck around)

sick guyyy 2:seriously what the fuck are you sayingg guyy

by jarridgillchrist October 29, 2011

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saving the world

yet another term for the process of sexual intercourse. This word dirives from tom leak and amy dixon who needed a code word for this as parents kept reading msn messages and listening to phone calls. It was came to be used by this term as they discovered the world is a much better when tom was happy and amy was satisfied

tom: jesus amy when can we save the world again?
amy: tom we cant do it with my rents in the house!
tom: oh why not we did it when your grandad was here!

by ams April 21, 2005

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