A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 04, 2022
A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 02, 2022
by Egg Zey May 09, 2022
He/she has identified as super straight
by Thattoytaguy March 05, 2021
A cic person who specifically likes their opposite gender (specifically male and female) and nothing else
My Sexuality is super straight
by Marshmallow2020 March 03, 2021
Me: Hey, would you date a trans women?
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”
Me: Oh, so your just transphobic
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”
Me: Oh, so your just transphobic
by Anonymus1234513 March 08, 2021
Super straight. A fake sexual orientation made by transphobic people seeking oppression. People who are 'super straight' are not sexually attracted to trans people, but actually have a secret piss kink, much like the people with 'nor/mal' pronouns.
Transphobic: I'm coming out as super straight.
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)
by Superphobīc March 08, 2021