Drop some squash

Slang/vulgar way of saying the action of defecation aka, “going poop”.

“Hey Brett you seen a bathroom anywhere? I gotta drop some squash ASAP.”
Also used as an adjective,
“Hold on a second, I’m dropping some squash!

by Major Monkey May 20, 2023

squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

Butternut squash

To be an asshole. A jerk.

Quit being a butternut squash. You are such a butternut.

by Nenodactyl and Jimodactyl July 14, 2022

frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.

"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.

by Apotheosis_Psycho November 2, 2013

Squash-Mouth

Drooling over somebody

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023