Fun-Sponge

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .
Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .
by Andrew1134 May 07, 2009
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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.
1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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Blood sponge

A blood sponge is another word used for tampon.
A female product used to absorbe blood and such
when a female has her period.
"It was her time of the month, so she used a blood sponge."
by iheartyou October 30, 2005
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sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.
by tayb October 17, 2005
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The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you
"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"
by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021
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Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
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Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "
by Killallfurries42069 October 15, 2023
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