Soccer
Soccer by TheOneWhoDidnt December 15, 2012
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A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.
Fan: did you see the game last night?
Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.
Fan: *throws tantrum*
Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.
Fan: *throws tantrum*
soccer by Professor_X__ September 19, 2016
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Soccer by StewyslayerZ January 5, 2017
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A sport in which u are sent to became a week pussified bitch that will never have a chance in a real sport like rugby
Soccer by AldePenetrate November 13, 2019
soccer
The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything.
Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
(!)
Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different.
Soccer=football
American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby.
Rugby=a vile sport.
Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack.
He'll know.
Of course he will.
Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing.
(!)
Bob: He, douchebag! Check out my new pants!
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
Person: Uh, hi. No thank you.
Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football?
Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure.
Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
soccer
The American word for football, because they are very small-minded and know nothing about anything outside of their state boundaries.
British person: hello, I'm from the UK.
American person: the UK? Wat, is tht, lyk 3rd world???
British person: er.. no.
American person: oh. Do u ply soccer over there? Thts the bezt sport evva.
British person: I think you mean football?
American person: noooo. Soccer.
British person: well, it's believed that the ancient Romans came up with it. They lived in Europe, and the Europeans call it football, so I'm pretty sure that it's football.
American person: w/e, third world person.
American person: the UK? Wat, is tht, lyk 3rd world???
British person: er.. no.
American person: oh. Do u ply soccer over there? Thts the bezt sport evva.
British person: I think you mean football?
American person: noooo. Soccer.
British person: well, it's believed that the ancient Romans came up with it. They lived in Europe, and the Europeans call it football, so I'm pretty sure that it's football.
American person: w/e, third world person.