Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

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shocker nation

known as two in the pink one in the stink but then zou pull it out of the stink and slurp up the skittles and fuck hard

shocker nation

by ghottiweiner February 13, 2019

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A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.

Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"

by hahayehman November 10, 2022

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Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 8, 2019

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Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 5, 2022

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