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Scrobble

Verb: To kidnap or capture. In particular to throw a bag or cloth over the head and bundle the victim away.

The term was coined by John Masefield in "The Midnight Folk", published in 1827, and is used extensively in the "Box of Delights", published in 1937, where Cole Hawlings is 'scrobbled' by throwing a black bag over his head and bundling him into a car.

Neil Gaiman also used scrobbling in the same sense in “Neverwhere”, published in 1996. Gaiman acknowledges the Box of Delights as the origin of the word.
"... Kay are waiting to scrobble the treacherous cats" Midnight Folk

"We have no intention of violating their market truce. More of waiting till she has left the market and scrobbling her ..." Mr Croup - Neverwhere
by QuidamUD November 9, 2009
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Scrobble shame

The feeling you get when you've let your sister use your mediaplayer and friends confront you with the songs that were scrobbled.
"I was scrobble shamed when my best friend started laughing at me after looking at my last.fm profile. My sister polluted it with Britney Spears :S"
by ro..or October 23, 2008
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The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!
The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!
by DukeEfan June 5, 2018
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Sunday Night Scramble

The result of procrastinating doing your homework all weekend, resulting in a frantic study period occuring late sunday night.
by keatonshepherd January 23, 2009
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Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.
"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."
by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013
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Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
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Boston Scrambler

The act of blowing your junk on your lady's chest (with her permission of course) and then squeezing a nugget out on top and preceding to mix it up with the tip of your dangle so that it resembles scrambled eggs.
Eric gave that slut Ms. Mohan the boston scrambler at IHOP last night!
by Maximus Johnson February 15, 2007
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