Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.

'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'

by ducky boi (youtub) May 9, 2023

salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023

Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.

Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023

Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022

Pineapple Salsa Party

N. Pineapple Salsa Party is a swinger's party with a BDSM aspect; or a BDSM party with swingers. Pineapples represent the swinger, but make it "spicy".

I'm packing the toy bag for the Pineapple Salsa Party, floggers, whips, condoms and sex toys!

by anonymous July 29, 2023