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Dick Salsa

The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.
You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.
by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021
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tongue salsa

As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth
Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?
by Who ordered the guac August 28, 2018
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Salsa

Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go
Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh
by anak gila September 8, 2018
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
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