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salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami
teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight
by mianasalmki June 28, 2023
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salami hunter

he's a salami hunter
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho November 22, 2021
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"
by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022
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Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.
I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
by BaconMacon April 8, 2024
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Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
by BookinWorm June 12, 2023
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Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.
During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."
by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023
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Salami slit

Victor: she won’t leave me alone idk why

Chris: then stop pounding out her salami slit!!
by Gannon May 27, 2018
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