Salami Vortex

Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".

Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.

by BookinWorm June 13, 2023

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Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.

Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.

by DerekMoMerek February 02, 2008

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When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

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When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 08, 2024

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Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 25, 2017

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salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.

guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"

by salami guy November 18, 2022

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Victor: she won’t leave me alone idk why

Chris: then stop pounding out her salami slit!!

by Gannon April 18, 2018

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