Russia

There lived a certain man
In Russia long ago
He was big and strong
In his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him
With terror and fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

Russia
by Bonsaii May 26, 2022
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Russia

Largest country in the world. A dictatorship that supports terrorism and genocide. It is still hungry for land and invades Ukraine and many other democratic countries. Belarus is literally its puppet.
Russia shall be free, and glory to Ukraine!
by beluga the suzzi cat January 08, 2025
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Russia

You are Russia
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Russia

The homeland of guns, vodka, ushankas, Slavs, anti-LGBT, tanks, beer, Vladimir Puddin and the beloved Avtomat Kalashnikova
Person 1: Man I love Russia.
Person 2: Yeah its cool but Putin kinda stinky ngl.
by Lil' Comrade March 16, 2023
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friend: yo russia has bears

other friend: no russia has russians L ratio Bozo
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Person 1: Hey have you been to Russia?

Person 2: Yeah, and it's pretty cold over there
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A russian White boy who likes to take 10 shots of vodka every day. He is stupid and dumb because he fuck horses.
He has a small penis but he says he has a big one, but we all know that is a lie.
RUSSIA. He is a bastard and he is gay AF. Go kill ur self
by 666Punk666 September 11, 2018
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