Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!
by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022
Get the Wet roostermug. Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.
by anonymous February 2, 2021
Get the trap roostermug. An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!
see cockblock
see cockblock
That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!
by demon291000 December 23, 2010
Get the Rooster Brickmug. by bishopballs June 8, 2017
Get the rooster hagmug. A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.
Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010
Get the Blew the roostermug. a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)
by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010
Get the rooster earlymug. when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..
by tatboy November 9, 2008
Get the gammin roostermug.