rhino elbow

A grey elbow that looks like rhino flesh. Usually due to lack of proper bathing.

Damn Brian, you should really wash your rhino elbows.

by Nihilive January 23, 2008

mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 23, 2010

Nuclear Rhino

noun.
When you put a sex toy (preferably a dildo) in a microwave for 45-60 sec. then take it out and use is on oneself or a partner.

"I gave Sharon a Nuclear Rhino last weekend"
"Did she like it?"
"Dude, She loved it!"

by tipsekalb May 2, 2010

brown rhino

When you shit on your partners forehead leaving a standing turd resembling a rhino horn.

She really wanted to feel special so I gave her a Brown Rhino.

by Hurtsalot March 11, 2017

Rhino-cyrus

If miley Cyrus fucked a rhino it would make a rhino-Cyrus

Wow look at that rhino-cyrus

by Scooblerubles May 30, 2016

Poaching the Rhino

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.

While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

curl a rhino

Pinch a loaf, drop anchor, grow a tail, take a dump, drop off the kids, take a session....

The boss is on the phone for Barney, where did he go?
He went to curl a rhino and took the newspaper, tell him to call back in a half-hour.

by Mjolnir February 7, 2008