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Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.
Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!
by Mailliman June 19, 2022
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Reed Brown

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll
by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021
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Logan Reed

The hottest guy you'll ever meet. Always is packing. Doesn't pull often but when he gets it he gets going. Sex god, especially with the homies.
Lexi: OH FUCK! how is that so big!

Logan: I don't know

Lexi: Wow, you are so hot Logan Reed!
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022
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marcus reed

literally the most caring funny cute guy in the world
by marcuslovermwah February 1, 2022
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Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
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Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish
Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed
by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025
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Reed

He has a big ego and thinks he’s king of the world
Person one: bro have you met reed

Person two: Yea he’s full of him self
by Beautifulqueen43 March 21, 2020
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