ROFLdotCOM

This is where you tell someone to go when they are being:
A) Stupid in a humorous way.
B) Hilarious
or when someone makes a joke which is extremely amusing.

<Person 1> How many babies does it take to cover a wall?

<Person 2> I dunno. How many?

<Person 1> 1 - if you throw it hard enough.

<Person 2> ROFLdotCOM!!!

by Wurd To Volkie February 19, 2003

rolled

Offering information and/or bribing to the police in order to escape jail time.

BURDEN: Trucker went to take a piss. The Harris guy jacked the truck. I think we pulled him over in New Bedford.
SEAN: But Harris walked.
BURDEN: He didn't walk. He rolled. Boston Police's Anti-Gang Unit stepped in to get info on another case. He rolled for them.
WHITEY: On who?
BURDEN: What the fuck was the name? Him and three other guys knocked off the M.B.T.A. counting room. Sixty grand... Jimmy Markum. Kid was like nineteen or twenty. Slick as hell, man. Ran a crew, never got arrested.

-Mystic River by Brian Helgeland. Based on the novel by Dennis Lehane

by zaafhfc September 10, 2013

steam rolled

To seize or steal a broad from another guy. Typically in a bar type setting, and often right in front of him.

"I've been working on that chick all night, and that asshole just steam rolled me!"

by Andre Z January 29, 2008

rowledge

being a beat from B&Q

rowledge you beast from b&q

by Tom Bastable March 17, 2005

rick rolled

WHEN SOMEBODY CLICKS ON MEME BAIT

RICK ROLLED 88888 TIMES AGIAN

by Sus baka ofical May 7, 2017

nut rolled

when your in bed and she rolls your nuts around your head

Dude I got nut rolled last night it was terrible.#getnutrolled

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

corn rolled

another word for beating owning pwning someone.

Q: how did you do in the game tonight?
A: man i corn rolled so many people

by dave elm September 21, 2008