quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

Quimble

Any rock formation that looks like any body part.

Hey, look at that quimble over there! It looks like an ear!

by LolCrackers April 6, 2010

Quimbot

Perverted gnome warrior who touches himself at night and sucks at WoW.

Quimbot is fucking terribad in arena!!!

by Lynara August 24, 2008

quimbledon

something that is extremely tight.

"you got a new car? thats quimbledon
right there."

by Gunchrote September 9, 2006

Quimby

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.

by sweet sassy mallassy May 21, 2003

Quimby

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!

by fsufan September 1, 2013

Quimp

I don't know if your definitions are correct or not. Mine actually has no definition. In 1971, while at the University of Oregon, I read how the word "quiz" came into being--a non-existanct word created by a couple of men during a bet in New York. Since I was into practical jokes, I convinced a couple of friends that we could do the same thing. There was no word "quimp" in the dictionary and it sounded innocent enough, so we began the process. We started using it in our everyday language, began etching it into our desks (with ballpoint pens, wrote it on sidewalks and walls in chalk, painted a banner with the word and hung it from the tallest building on campus, etc. Eventually, the campus newspaper wrote an article asking what this seemingly new word meant. I even asked a few "know-it-alls" what it meant--they called me stupid and naive and said that, "everybody knows it means a 'queer pimp.'" We thought that was funny and finally ordered car license plates with the word "quimp" and drove it all over Eugene, Oregon for about a year. The last step was in starting an intramural sports team, which competed all over campus in sports such as football, basketball, bowling, track, golf, baseball, etc. And you guessed it, we called ourselves the Quimps. We won first place that year--1973. So, I don't know if this is the origin of the word or not, but I wanted to pass this on to you.

If I am correct, there is no actual definition for the word quimp. When we created it, we would simply use it in a phrase such as: "you quimp!"

by Jeff Adler December 12, 2008