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Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.
My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats
by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020
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curry love puff

That horrific but good fart you deliver after eating a hot curry
We had an Indian last night and Dave let off an almighty curry love puff
by Chazzaboi June 9, 2017
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puff bashing

A violent "sport" taken up by drunk (ocasionally high) men. The Homosexual population of a certain area may be found and verbally abused, in some cases it has be known that "puffs" have been assaulted physically.
That band of men just went Puff bashing
by Lewis J D January 10, 2008
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Puffarazzi

One who obsessively takes photographs of others, and possibly h/self while others are smoking (esp. marajuana).
Frankie was a total Puffarazzi at the party last night, I'm afraid those photos might end up on my Facebook page, dude!

I smoked a blunt with R. Kelly and Lil Wayne at the club last night, damn I wish the Puffarazzi had been there!
by A.Bomb and Lil Deets June 23, 2008
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puff thrust

When your S/O forgets to trim "down under" and you feel a "puff" sensation during intercourse
"Babe I don't mean to be rude but that was a major puff thrust"

"So how was it with Jim last night Lacy" "Oh it was amazing other than the puff thrusting"

"Damn Gina you've got to be puff thrusting me!"
by MrsD September 12, 2009
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Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...
by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012
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puff mama

Mrs. Puff's jail name
Donna: Hey Puff Mama, what's today's grub?
Mrs. Puff: Hi Donna, chili, same as always.
by Puff madre December 12, 2016
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